Hey Guys, What do you think? Funny?

A woman was admitted to hospital today aster having phone s £ x.


Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokias, 3 Motorola's and 1 Samsung.


No Siemen was found!

Hey Guys, What do you think? Funny?
Great one Tink.!!!


Hey i have a Siemens.!!!


10/10.!!!


Good to be back.!!!


xxx
Reply:Thank you Tink.!!!


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Reply:LOL


10/10


Keep takin' the pills Tink.


Keep smilin'.
Reply:bad soz
Reply:I bet she loves a bit of S %26amp; MS too!





(See what I did there?? Yeah, I know, I know, genius!)





:)
Reply:Good one! I needed the laugh today.





Cheeky
Reply:lol that me giggle, good one! post more lol = D
Reply:funny....good one.
Reply:Another 10 Tink ! Your costing me a fortune in texts .
Reply:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Reply:thats pretty funny
Reply:why the flower oops i get it "after" lol
Reply:Funny!!! : )
Reply:Well done Tink....





,,,..Try this one.......





A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked.





He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.





He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp





...still with me?.....





he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?





The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.





OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?





Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!





Oh can I have the 10 points please?


Thanx
Reply:yes very funny, although not as good as that text i got ages ago which made a sex story using the phone company names can't remember how it went, but there was one phrase "and my siemen fell into her nokias" - must find that text and post it up one day x
Reply:lol. that was funny.
Reply:giggle. lol !! xx
Reply:I guess she liked her "Hello Moto" S£x best. lol
Reply:Poor woman, it takes all sorts !
Reply:Bet the crazy frog was busy up there! Good one Tink you got a star. 10/10. xx
Reply:good 1 lol 10/10
Reply:hahahaha


another good one


lol